1. They're COWARDS.
2. They always say bad things.
3. One can usually determine who the person is, but one does not know for sure. Thus, bad feelings exist between friends even though there is no clear evidence for it.
4. MUTINY! MUTINY!
5. They smell like poo...because smells are transmitted over the internet...I promise.
People are dumb.
They need to become smart.
They need to become smart really quickly.
I bet Alexandra agrees.